About the Author: Controlphreaq

About Controlphreaq: Blogger, graphic designer, and composer of DC comics slashfic by day, chickenhawk by night, Controlphreaq frequently lurks in alleyways at the mall with a net gun and bag full of twink bait. Though he sincerely believes he has superpowers, the closest he comes is the ability to shape-shift from ravenous lush to sweater gay in a matter of seconds.

Pet Causes: The Dark Side; Bird eradication; Socially equitable distribution of rail bourbon (equitable = he gets more and doesn't pay).

Likes: Actions enclosed in double colons; Delusions of grandeur; Nifty stories; Announcing that he will destroy things and/or people and then only mildly denting them; That one time when Captain Marvel Jr. and Aqualad were like totally imprisoned by some crazy dude and like all shirtless and sweaty and stuff and the only way to escape was for them to totally go down on each... oh wait, nevermind; His hand in other people's faces; His truck.

Dislikes: Self-aggrandizing twinks; Self-aggrandizing animals; Birds of prey; Scabies.

Love Letters/Hate Mail: controlphreaq@supercuteprotesters.com