Wednesday, April 1, 2009

About the Author: The Grapist


About The Grapist: Southern gentleman with an encyclopedic knowledge of art history, Radiohead's discography, and Fascist torture porn loves to wear Bedazzled short shorts that leave little to the imagination.

Pet Causes: Less stringently regulated immigration laws for Arab cab drivers; The lowering of the age of consent to 13 nationwide

Likes: Public semi-nudity; Zombies; Dancing on speakers; Sodomizing thirsty children; Chain smoking in the dark while playing Objectivist-influenced video games

Dislikes: Objectivists; Bad manners; Vegetarians; Vagitarians.

Website: The Grapist

Love Letters/Hate Mail: TheGrapist@supercuteprotesters.com

3 comments:

  1. I don't know how I feel about your dislikes ...

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  2. Karen, I didn't know you were an Objectivist! No offense intended :)

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  3. Excellent description. Bravo. oh, He also has an astounding knowledge about any type of candy. lots of candy. and the details....

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