About Penis di Milo: She is a Greek goddess with a penchant for aggressive come-ons and two-handed masturbation. With hair to die for, she can really appreciate men as sexually experienced and uninhibited as she.
Pet Causes: Heavy petting; Saving the Mediterranean Monk Seal; Eradicating improper punctuation and incorrect usage of the word irony.
Likes: Culturally coasting for the last 2000 years; Culturally sanctified man/boy love (even though she doesn't necessarily like to watch).
Dislikes: Gypsies; Non-feral dogs; Mutha fuckas eatin' off her plate.
Love Letters/Hate Mail: PenisDiMilo@
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I support your cause to eradicate improper punctuation. :)
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