Friday, February 12, 2010

Breaking the Chains that Bind



I stand with your cause (and your python-like ability to disjoint your jaws), but next time leave the double-breasted coat and cashmere scarf at home. It looks really bougie.

Throughout history, most people who used "any means necessary" couldn't pay for the New School or use their father's Nordstrom card. Just sayin... but I'm still down if you want to escape for the weekend up to Connecticut and discuss gender theory. *wink wink*

Why Are All the GOOD Neo-Nazis Taken?



You haven't changed my mind about race, immigration, affirmative action, or even this.

But you look like a prime candidate for my favorite bussing program. (link nsfw)

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I Know the Perfect Place For Those to Steep...


Let me be clear: we here at SuperCuteProtesters would never advocate the physical abuse of a minor.

*owl hoot*

That said, the shirt this pubescent teabagger is wearing has me feeling seven kinds of rage and a whisper of guilt, but mostly it's just making my shorts awfully tight. ::calls local chapter of NAMBLA::